brochant:

oh, no. i’m taking a class where we’ll have to post to an online discussion page and to get us started our prof had us write short intros about ourselves. i wrote “i like bad puns, hot dads, and pizza rolls” as a joke, but then I ACCIDENTALLY NEVER DELETED IT BEFORE SUBMITTING MY POST. 

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via skeletalstructure-kneesandteeth)

r3peating-apologies:

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.

r3peating-apologies:

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.

(Source: alxbngala, via oneoftheartpeople)

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

image

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meladoodle:

*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?

(via sik3rning)

headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

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stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

(via sik3rning)

invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

(via moistbottom)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via hell-yeahfuckin-right)

flatbellybella:

blackmyriad:

sugarhoneybeehair:

cherryblossmbarbie:

gelopanda:

sydneychante:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

Don’t you just love this?

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS OMFG

YASS BABY BOY!!!!!

FUTURE SON GOALS HUNTY YASSS🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👏💙💙💙💙💙

L O V E!!!

DOES HE STILL LIVE HERE OMG HE’S SO COOL

(via blvckberries)

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Early 20's
Graphic Design
LSU

If you live in a dream world, reality will disappoint you.